Meat Withdrawals

As most of you know, I've decided to take on the life-style of Vegetarianism. Let's just say, I am already having meat withdrawals. The constant chants in my ears of every juicy piece of chicken, taunting me to eat it is overwhelming. I never noticed how delicious the chicken express signs look, until of course, I no longer can eat it.  After I boxing match with two ripped bean burritos, I realized that I have met my match. After leading me to the refrigerator, the bean burritos begged me to eat the sausage link instead, "Senorita, por favor No me coma,comer en lugar". My heart was telling me NO but my body,  my body was telling me, YES!
BUT I COULD'NT!
I slammed the fridge and tossed the burritos in the trash (ignoring there gurgled screams) and settled for cereal. At least the cereal didn't put up a fight. The urge to consume the poor little oinkers and moo moos was more than I anticipated. But I will not be hindered. As the cereal settled in my stomach, I slowly drifted off to sleep, only to be met with a dream of me devouring one cheeseburger after another.



This will be harder than expected!

-Letter of a Retired Meat Eater